They can cut, they can paste, they can glue, they can stick, they can paint, they can stamp, they can staple and they can write their names. They have no doubt made their kindergarten teachers very proud….they are the hardest working numbskulls in punk rock, the world famous MAR Stooges……
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DOB: 11/12/72
Hometown: Sonoma, California
Job History: The Bodies, Modern Action, The Trends, The Disappointments, The Muggers, Oil!, The Undefeated, Radio Records
Bowling Average: 201
First Record: Bay City Rollers – Greatest Hits
Favorite Record: Ramones – Leave Home
80′s Guilty Pleasure: “stuck on you” -Lionel Richie
Your worst body part: my belly rolls
Desert Island Movie: Caddyshack
Dream Car: 1959 black buick
Favorite Quote: “I’m just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits” – Pete Rose
Words of Wisdom: Always bet on the underdog at home
Why you are the best Stooge: Incredibly handsome, intelligent and humble
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DOB: 8/12/68 (summer of love)
Hometown: Seattle, WA –> Alameda, CA
Job History: Breefs, Sharp Objects, Modern Action, grunge, garage, etc… my first band was the The Deprived.
Bowling Average: 151
First Record: Neil Diamond – Touching You Touching Me
Favorite Record: that first Redd Kross EP
80′s Guilty Pleasure: “Wanted Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi
Your worst body part: Black lung
Desert Island Movie: Repo Man
Dream Car: I have a ’65 Plymouth Barracuda, who needs to dream?
Favorite Quote: “you fucked up, you trusted us.” – Otter, Animal House
Words of Wisdom: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Why you are the best Stooge: I’m a people person
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DOB: 7/9/73
Hometown: Sonoma, California
Job History: The Cadavers, The Bodies, Trends, Muggers, Bunker Sound, RSB, Modern Action, Sharp Objects, Radio Records
Bowling Average: 200
First Record: AC/DC – Highway To Hell
Favorite Record: Radio Birdman – Radios Appear
80′s Guilty Pleasure: “girls on film” -Duran Duran
Your worst body part: The Love Handles
Desert Island Movie: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Dream Car: 1966 Dodge Dart GT convertible
Favorite Quote: “No matter how long you play rock and roll, songs might change just as long as the balls are there, the rock balls. And that’s what’s important to us.” -Bon Scott
Words of Wisdom: Keep the glass half full
Why you are the best Stooge: Biggest heart
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DOB: St. Pattys 1975
Hometown: Sonoma, California
Job History: carpenter extraordinaire. Sharp Objects, The Bodies, Modern Action, The Trends, Radio Reelers, Oil!, The Feelers
Bowling Average: totally average.
First Record: Michael Jackson-Beat It
Favorite Record: Minor Threat
80′s Guilty Pleasure: New Wave
Your worst body part: My liver.
Desert Island Movie: Deadwood
Dream Car: 1969 plum crazy purple Super Bee with a Hemi and a four speed.
Favorite Quote: “How does that pussy juice feel, should I rub some on my ass?” -Al Swerengin
Words of Wisdom: don’t have any.
Why you are the best Stooge: rugged good looks and a witty charm.
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